Elfin Recite

If you live in Miami, you’re probably in serious debt. The creditor? Your body. Sec, according to our calculations, you may owe a staggering amount of sleep. And you’re dealing with the worst kind ol loan shark, one that can’t be put off with promises. Frankly, if you don’t settle up soon. you could pay with your life. Consider this vour statistical wake-up call. We tapped Experian Consumer Research for the percentage of people who say they sleep 7 hours or less every right, the percentage who snore or have sleep apnea (a shut-eye killer for the snorer and the snorer’s partner), the percentage who report chronic insomnia, and the percentage who pop prescription sleeping pills (plus data from Simply Map on those who take nonprescription pills). And finally, since TV is every insomniac’s best friend, we asked the Nielsen Company who’s holding the remote from midnight to 4 a.m.